Today is Monday March 8, 2010

Southern writers are men and women who have so enchanted, scolded, entertained, educated, and so amazed us that I am in awe of them, their stories, and their life experiences.

Some of their stories are influenced by the prurient, such as adultery and excesses including drinking and gambling; however they manage to make their characters who fall prey to these vices  somehow endearing to us. They reveal the kinds of circumstances and motivations that make all this fit together. Take for example Tennessee Williams. Prurience is in all his stories in abundance – from Blanche in Streetcar Named Desire to Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. If you knew my family, you’d know that they could have been the inspiration for that Hot Tin Roof story. Big Daddy was like my great grandfather — a man larger than life. But unfortunately, my parents turned out like his children — Bo and his wife (played by Elizabeth Taylor). High hopes and shattered dreams — I’ve seen it all firsthand in real life, and even more so in southern fiction. It’s no wonder I’m fascinated by this genre. For me, it’s not just a form of writing, but reflection of the society I grew up with. In the books, I admire the heroes, in my life, I admire those who saved me from being stifled like a weed under black plastic. They gave me their morals, their values, the strength of their intellect, and the high expectations that made me try to be better than I would have been otherwise.  Shattered dreams are no strangers to us, though our poverty is a genteel one. We can sip tea from a  solid silver teapot, but not have any idea what we’re going to do to fill $300  prescription.

I think Thomas Wolfe was the greatest of all. His “Look Homeward Angel” is so beautiful that I read it once and so loved it that I re-read it to appreciate his writing which was largely autobiographical. It’s rare that I do that since there is always so much I long to have the time to read. W.O. Gantt in his stories is  a rascal in his own way, and the boundless love he has for his children, and the zest for life he enjoys are truly remarkable. His wife Elizabeth is a perfect foil, being a very pragmatic woman. Southern literature is full of strong women — yet they are wise enough to remain feminine despite their strength and mental acumen. I fell in love with the protagonist, Eugene. The whole of  Look Homeward,  Angel show us who Thomas Wolfe was as a child and young man. His ability to gain admittance to Harvard University and his later experiences  in Europe were all remarkable, and true!

In my book club, www.HoustonBookClub.com, we have decided on a topic of “books by Southern Writers.” We know who the Southern writers are, and I thought I’d take a stab at defining what it great and good and different about their writing. It’s impossible to discuss southern writing without looking at the history of the south.

More emphasis on the Gothic and the  supernatural  in a casual manner.  The term “Gothic” is used by me to denote the storytelling tradition of the Goths. From these came tales of vampires, werewolves, witches and other things that delighted and frightened children for centuries.

There were two other story telling influences — the Celtic and the African. Given all this, it shouldn’t have surprised anyone that Rock ‘n Roll came out of the south.

Southerners are more likely to see their religion as a central part of their lives and certainly their communities. Southerners are in touch with their piety, but also their vices. There’s a sort of wildness about this land. Another thing that strikes me is that unlike our northern cousins, we don’t hide our ‘eccentrics’  in attics or mental hospitals. We put them on the porch and let ‘em rock. We say good morning to them when they take their imaginary dog for a walk by the courthouse (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil) or seek the counsel of a friend long dead. I sometimes shout at my personal ghost — his name usually, so as not to forget that there are indeed some things that one simply does not get over despite the relentless march of time.  As I see the middle-age (if I live to be 104!) paunch, the graying eyebrows, and the other reminders of what is to come, I think sometimes that my ghost had the right idea to exit stage right and be remembered as he was in his prime.

The influence of immigrants is not strong in southern writing. Most immigrants in the 19th and 20th centuries landed and were processed up North, and they pretty much stayed up their, believing that the south was an odd place and believed the Anglos’ prejudices about southern attitudes, accents, and way of life. The way thousands of these immigrants were pressed into military service of the Union against the freedom-loving southerners was just shameful.

Southerners have a lot of pride, perhaps to the point of hubris, and a feeling of being special (i.e., perhaps at least a little better overall for being taught the value of courtesy) from our Yankee cousins.

People in the South tend to enjoy words and embrace orality (the history of oral tradition), only too glad to breathe new life into old stories by setting them down to paper. We do so get a kick out of our natural talent for having a ‘linguistic flair.’

Here’s an example from my own family:

The Toast

As told by Gene Wilkinson of Roswell, Georgia. April, 2003 to his wife’s grandson, Louis Latimer Hemmi.

“My uncle Jim, from West Point, Georgia went to the World’s Fair held in Saint Louis during the latter part of the nineteenth century (ed. note—closed Dec 21, 1904). The way he told it, he came on to a group of Civil War veterans – South and Yankee vets.”

A Northerner held his glass high and proposed the following toast.

“Here’s to the golden eagle,
this wonderful bird of prey.
She feeds on Northern harvests
and dumps on Southern clay.”

A Confederate vet made his rebuttal toast;

“Here’s to dear old Dixie
that land so fair and rich
She needs no turds from
your goddamned birds
you Yankee son of a bitch.”

The English language does indeed evolve wherever it is spoken, and the South is no exception. The American Heritage dictionary does a good job of etymology, and is deserving of praise for noting that words such as ‘tump’ are “chiefly southern” or “chiefly northern” for “you’se” or “lawr.”

I’d love to hear from you? What do you find special about the South?

Louis Hemmi – Houston, Texas

It really is up to you!

If there is to be peace in the world,
There must be peace in the nations.

This is from TechRepublic’s contributor Chad Perrin who is an IT consultant, developer, and freelance professional writer. He holds both Microsoft and CompTIA certifications and is a graduate of two IT industry trade schools.

In How does bad password policy like this even happen? he addressed the deep question of what goes through someone’s head when he or she creates password policy that makes little or no sense and substantially damages security. The case in point was that of Nelnet, which had a comically bad password policy with restrictions that make no reasonable sense at all. For instance:
It can’t contain two separated numbers (i.e., Abc12ef34 would be invalid)
Perhaps the developers are deathly afraid that someone will have 4+7 in a password and somehow cause SQL to do something dangerous with it. If the database is so brittle as to be incapable of handling something like that, even when special characters such as plus signs are disallowed anyway (another golden example of bad policy at the same site), we can be reasonably certain that the offending organization should not be trusted with any private data anyway.
What can be worse than such ludicrous password policy?
How about a slightly less ludicrous policy that is almost as bad for security and comes with a completely absurd, even insane, explanation for why the password policy is so bad?

This is the case of American Express, evidently. A customer received a thoroughly crazy customer service email explaining the reasoning behind a password policy limited to eight characters, with special characters prohibited. The most unbelievable thing about this entire situation is that the email reads like it was written by a Nigerian scammer, but it came from the American Express “Email Servicing Team.”
Key phrases illustrating the lunacy of the explanation include:
• We discourage the use of special characters because hacking softwares can recognize them very easily.
Presumably, this is meant to refer to keyloggers that might harvest passwords, but the fact of the matter is that detecting passwords is not dependent on the characters used. Key factors such as words (or non-word strings of characters) appearing out of context in the middle of other logged keypresses and time delays at either end of a single, relative short string of characters are much more important for identifying passwords than whether an asterisk is typed.
• The length of the password is limited to 8 characters to reduce keyboard contact. Some softwares can decipher a password based on the information of “most common keys pressed.”
For commonality of keypresses to be used to statistically identify passwords, your passwords will have to be incredibly long. Otherwise, every time you type Xerox, the date or time, or an emoticon, someone trying to parse a keypress log is going to have to check to see if it is a password. Sorry — this part of the explanation is even less reasonable than the first quote.
This little gem of an email from Saturday has already spread like wildfire amongst online communities populated by people with an inkling of what “security” means, and the consensus is that whoever this person is, he or she does not not know what “security” is. One can only hope that this person is making things up to BS a customer, rather than actually expressing official American Express “security” policy.
The alternative is too horrible to imagine. It’s like asking Sarah Palin to memorize the nuclear arsenal launch codes without writing on her palm.

An acquaintance of mine recently sent out an email to dozens of contacts. He advised that several of his friends had their email accounts hacked, and we all should be sure to use strong passwords and to ‘be careful.’

I thought about this, and concluded that this was an attempt to heighten awareness whereas all it did was remind people that there are bogeymen out to get you. I think we all already knew that.

What is perhaps more helpful is to not just scare people, but give them a method for choosing passwords that are strong. They need to be easy to remember. I know I have to keep an Excel spreadsheet to manage my passwords, as I’ve got at least a dozen or more unique passwords.  This wasn’t by design. I feel greatly inconvenienced by sites that force me to follow rules that are arbitrary and sometimes silly (like not having repeating characters). But, nowadays, anytime ‘they’ want to justify their actions and policies without justifying their actions and policies, they just wave the red flag of “Security Reasons” to stop any challenges to their authority if not wisdom.

Each business you deal with wants to impose their idea of what your password should be. SO, where I had been using a password that I remembered without fail, guess what; one day I attempted to  login to a site I used every day,  and was greeted with a message “For security reasons, all your passwords have been changed.” So then I used their temporary password they sent to me an email, and I tried to establish a new password. Oh, they say,  it’s too short. I lengthen it.

I kept getting messages on one site that annoyed me so much I stopped using them entirely. The messages were something like this:

  • “Oh, you can’t have repeating characters (I was using ‘99′ as a part of the password).”
  • “Oh, you can’t use a special character.”
  • “Oh, you can’t use the same password you had six months ago.”

You get the idea.

To create a strong password, you are better off  not using  any word you’d find in a dictionary. Instead, try using a phrase, and use the first letter of each word. Then, end it with a special character (most systems allow ~!@#$%^&*()_+) or number (some systems force you to have a number, and most passwords are case sensitive, and the self-appointed acne-challenged video-game addicted Jolt-Cola swilling gatekeepers force you to use at least one uppercase letter).

I like Shakespeare, particularly Hamlet’s soliloquy. “To be or not to be, that is the question” provides me with the first part of a good password, to wit: Tbontbtitq. Then I add a #9 to the end and voilá, I have a beautiful password. Tbontbtitq#9.   Or, you could try “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.” for ApY!IkhH#9 – pretty cool stuff!!!!!!!!!!

Or, how about a stub “We the people of the United States of America” that equates to Wtpofusa#9

If you want to be really ingenious, try turning your phrase into numbers. Of course, this is easier with the letters a-j than the others.

BTW – I’m going to be launching six new websites in the next 90 days. I’ve already bought some outstanding artwork from a chap on DeviantART.com and looking for more on a ‘devil’ them. Email me if you’re interested in the topics of Chinese Astrology, Mayan Codes, or the Haitian Pact with the Devil.

CREDIT: Farhad Manjoo of Slate.com published an article (A foolproof technique to secure your computer, e-mail, and bank account. By Farhad ManjooPosted Friday, July 24, 2009) proposing phrase-based passwords but I doubt he was the first, but he was the first to articulate it in a well-written manner that made it easy to follow and implement this strategy as outlined above. Go FARHAD!!

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Jeepers! It is so cold outside, and I got even colder getting out there to crack the spigots open a bit. I just barely made it in time with one of them, as when I opened the faucet, no water came out. So, I went in the house and got a pitcher of hot water from the tap, and poured this over the faucet. I was relieved when the water started flowing. I also found that the faucet on my bedroom patio is pretty corroded. The previous owners had wrapped it tight — so tight that it held in the moisture and corroded the pipe. I’ll have to replace it, but I hope I can wait until the weather warms up. Will write more when I’m not shivering. I’m reading “The Hunt for Confederate Gold” by Thomas Moore and I LOVE it so far. I think one reason I like it is that my roots run deep in Georgia, am eligible for membership in the Military Order of the Stars and Bars as a descendant of a Confederate officer, and Mr. Moore writes in a style that I much admire.

The South Shall Rise Again!

www.HoustonBookClub.com book selection “Rain Gods by James Lee Burke” was terrific, and I’ve now started “The Hunt for Confederate Gold” by Thomas Moore. Moore’s book is already gripping me, and I’m only about 30 pages in! I’m interested in the subject matter, as it dovetails with some ideas for Jitterbug Moon.

Now that we’ve got a cold weekend, I can make a dent on my six year supply of tea and my backlog of reading.

Back to work after almost two weeks off. It’s a weird feeling. I tell you, for a Monday, I feel really bushy tailed and invigorated. I look forward to the challenges hanging over from last year, and getting a handle on new process innovation — in my life and career.

My most fun task today was putting my Franklin Covey organizer together, revising a program that needed to be updated to reflect new IRS mileage pay rates, and a lot more . . .

I picked up my new computer from Directron.com after the disastrous bad start of not being able to configure it correctly. I never even got CMOS to come up. Sigh. Lucky it was only $65.00 — a true bargain as I think back of the carcass I had on my hands over the weekend. I think I could have gotten it right if I had not had help :) Nobody wants to help me unless a) I pay them and b) it’s easy. Hey, if it was easy, I wouldn’t need their help.

I hope that all those whom I care about find this season happy, and that 2010 will be a year of continued intellectual challenges, prosperity, and spiritual growth.

In 2010, I want to help writers to use the WEB effectively. I urge you to send me email or post on the blog. I abandoned a newsletter approach as I do work more than fulltime, and blogging is easier. Blogging allows me to be truly spontaneous, whether I have a lot to say, or just a quick burst of enthusiasm about something.

I’ve only been blogging a short while. I like the medium, and I decided that I’ll make the effort to keep up with it. I have urged many people to be careful about rushing into blogging. Blogging for the right reasons is great, but I see so many blogs that are started with high hopes, and then languish due to the bloggers focus on more pressing issues.

I hope to enlighten and constructively help others to establish a WEB presence and use an arsenal of diverse tools to achieve goals we establish for ourselves. If you’re reading this, you are likely ambitious and seek fame, and wouldn’t be averse to riches.

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